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whetstonefires:

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, ‘this is what Batman villain The Penguin’s dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.’

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animentality:

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naradreamscape:

Tonight on “YouTube Poop scenes that have lived in my head for a decade”

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lego-charlie:

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they’d be like “grug come learn hunt and throw spear now” and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I’m the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like “different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom” and everyone would be like “aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise.” so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

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gayfour:

lady-sci-fi:

awkwardtrekphotos:

Picard looking like an annoyed dad :P

artwheat:

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anais-ninja-bitch:

maryschild:

“Steve Irwin of Los Espookies” gets me every time.

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fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

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closet-keys:

closet-keys:

anyone else who is in a happily committed relationship notice that people’s line for where the “honeymoon” phase ends just extends ever into the future like some ominous axe they keep insisting will fall? 

in the beginning it was “oh your relationship is just starting!! of course you feel like she’s special and amazing, just wait a few months until the pattern of the relationship settles in” 

then a few months later is “oh you haven’t even been together a full year yet, wait until you’ve been together that long” 

then after a year it’s “well wait until you live together, that’s when it really happens- you’ll get annoyed by her habits and start taking things for granted” 

then after living together for a year they’re like “well actually it happens after living together for five years” 

I can’t help picturing myself in my 60s telling someone how breathtaking and wonderful my partner is and someone’s like “it’s cute how you’re still in that honeymoon phase, but just wait until you’re in your 70s, that’s when you really settle into the relationship” 

made this post over 5 years ago so here’s the update: we’re married, we’ve been living together for over half a decade (through moving, multiple periods of unemployment for both of us, covid lockdowns, emergency room visits, surgery recovery, etc.), and I continue to be very much in love with her. she is so fucking smart and thoughtful and amazing, and she gets hotter and more stunning every single day. I still blush when she says sweet things to me.

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